Last Night

Regression back to a few old habits has taken time, but now i'm there i can never go back. Deciding on a whim to buy an 8 pack of some weird canadian beer turned out to be such a good idea, from playing board games with a scientist and his girlfriend(NO LIE) leading towards one of my usual solitary adventures, meeting some girl on a bus trying to give me acid and being led to some pub where being English and Australian played into the hands of me and every single person with jugs of alcoholic substances, apparently drinking straight from them gets plaudits, become king. Anyway, i met some weird guy from MTV and this record label manager who got me and some dude into a ridiculously posh nightclub filled with unsatisfied billionaires wifes and free Jager all night. Some guy from London challenged me to a rap battle but sopped out, pussy.. Along with other regression, making up lives for yourself is sorely missed and made an appearance last night, me and this guy somehow communicated without the power of coherent speech or thought, yet got on wavelength enough to pass ourselves off as a multicultural two piece band on tour around North America, waking up with texts asking me if strangers can have guestlist to our fictional show tonight made me laugh so hard. I think i claimed to be Beirut as well, less successfully. I don't really know why i'm writing this, drink buzz in full effect, plus i cooked the best stir fry pasta with creamy mustard sauce earlier, score. Wake me up in about an hour, goodbye..

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